Once again.....

Yet another worthy statement from Sam...not even six years old and metaphor rich.....

"Dad, look over there!"

"What is it son?"

"It's a garage sale dad!"

"Wow thats cool Sam"

"Dad, 'garage sale' kinda sounds like 'garbage sale' huh?

"Exactly right son"

Drinking

I said....
"Hey baby introduce me to that hot waitress over there and tell her I used to be a Calvin Klien Model

She said...
"Hey, let me introduce you to my husband, he's the 'before' model for Jenny Craig".

This is comedy.
This is my life.

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"I don't Mache'"

Yes this is cryptic I know.
Tough.