Crazy Razor Lady

So the two crazy drug dealer ladies get in a razor fight at the Green Valley Grocery off of Twain. They go at it pretty hard and cut each other a bit, neither really seriously, more like "hesitation" cuts. And we come and break it up and I am patting down this older black woman with nappy, crazy hair that sticks up and out from her head like somekind of explosion in a worm factory. Her own craziness rivals her hair as she spits and snarls at me. As I pat her down, making sure she has no more razors or other weapons on her person, I pat her right rear pocket and feel something, well, mushy. She suddenly screams at me: "THASSS RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER....I DEFECATED MYSELF!!!!!!!
She stamped her leg once, twice, three times on the asphalt and sure as pudding a ball of poo rolled out from the bottom of her lime green polyester pantsuit and plopped on the parking lot. She gave me a defiant look and I let her go. No one pressed charges so everyone was released and allowed to leave. Only an empty parking lot with a few blood stains and the lone "meat-ball" remained.